♪ Camp Lakebottom, where the zombies drool ♪
[scream]
♪ Cape Lakebottom, where the spooks are cool ♪
♪ Cape Lakebottom, don't eat that food ♪
♪ Cape Lakebottom, bring your monster attitude ♪
♪ Camp! Lakebottom! Yeah! ♪
♪ Camp! Lakebottom! ♪
[crows cawing]
[loud bang]
[evil laugh]
McGEE: Dear Mom,
Weather's been acting up a little here at camp.
I even had a run in with a snowman!
Phew, it's hotter out here
than a sasquatch in a sweat suit!
McGEE and GRETCHEN: Cannonball!
Don't do it, campers!
It's too...
...late.
Come on guys! What are you waiting for?
The water is‐ BOILING!
[screams] Hot! Hot! Hot!
No swimming?
How are we gonna cool off?
ARMAND: You think you're hot?
It's a steam bath in here!
[steam hissing]
Ooh yeah!
[crackling]
[screams]
Alright, that was worse.
BUTTSQUATT: Check it, Bottom Sweaters!
Seazillas!
Fully air conditioned fun‐mobiles.
Watch and weep!
[beeping]
Watching and weeping...
Gah! Brain freeze!
Suzi, take over taunting!
Wanna come for a ride and cool off, baby brub?
Really? Thanks sis!
Oops, wrong button. Here.
Sorry, got it this time...
Oops! My bad...
Nope...
[♪]
[gasp] McGee, you broke my dome!
Actually, you pushed the bottom too hard.
It's kinda tricky‐ I mean uh...
way to go MCDWEEB!
Mock ya later lame‐azoids!
This is why you can't have nice things!
[sigh] We don't need them to cool off.
You're right, Squirt.
I think we're due for another Ice Age.
SAWYER: I Scream Glacier?
Uh uh. No way!
It's kinda... you know...
...dangerous.
[shivers] Dangerously cool!
ARMAND: So glad you talked us into this.
[sighs]
I'd give a million dollars
to have one of these under my bed.
Well get your wallet, Gretch.
Prepare for a big chill.
[loud crackling]
[gasp] [scream]
Ooh! This can't be good.
[sigh]
[screaming]
[singing quietly]
What the...?
[loud bang]
[grunts]
Woo ‐ ha ha ha ha!
Ahh... Ow...
Hey, look!
Snow day comes with a prize inside!
[gasp] A Minotaur warrior!
[cracking]
[evil laugh]
Minotaur? More like Mini‐taur.
Cute! Can we keep him?
Silence, insignificant mortal!
Who leads your paltry human horde?
[chuckles] Hey...
Soon you will ALL bow before Ittybiticus the Mighty!
Mighty adorable, you mean!
Don't get too cosy. Dat vone's dangerous.
Relax, Rosebud. Little kids love me!
Why ya jumping around little fella?
Ya got to pee?
[sound of liquid pouring]
Well, now I do!
But first I shall conquer this land!
[cackles]
With this sword of incredible power ‐
I am Ittybiti ‐ huh?
Sorry, little dude.
That thing's way too pointy for you.
[grunting]
How dare you!
Give that back!
ALL: Awww!
Adorable.
Look! It's snowing.
Whee!
Hey, I know. Ha ha!
We'll call you Itty for short!
Aw, such a little itty bitty cutie‐pootie‐pie!
Unhand me, future grovelling prisoner!
Aw, time for some winter fun with my Itty buddy!
I mean, my buddy, Itty.
Ugh!
[sound of liquid pouring]
Ah! Where is your PUNY washroom?
[laughter]
[gibberish noises]
Aw... You want a hug?
[buzzer]
[evil laugh]
BAD Itty! No touchies...
Nooo!
[♪]
[evil laugh]
[giggling]
[♪]
[evil laugh]
[scream]
Whoa!
Ugh!
[frustrated grunt]
I bet McGee broke it on purpose!
Almost got it.
There! Seazilla is back in business...
Gaahh!
Can you believe how unappreciative he is? [grunting]
I mean I offer him a nice refreshing blast of AC [grunting]
when he goes and... Huh?
[heavenly choir]
And now he has winter and didn't share?
No fair!
Camp Loserbottom's got snow?
Hey! Wait up!
Ugh. [blows raspberry]
Dot bratvurst is not vat he seems.
Come on, Rosebud, we gotta cut Itty some slack.
He's just a kid.
So they think me a child, do they?
Then... a child I shall BE!
[scoffs]
Uh, guys, does Itty wear diapers?
'Cause either he's really mad or he's gonna...
Wah!
Wahhhh!
Itty wants his sword!
WAH! I want it! Want it! Want it!
[screams]
No, Itty! It's way too dangerous!
[grunts] Here!
[squeak] Play with my childhood chew toy.
[scream] Chewy Choo Choo!
[sobbing]
How 'bout some tether ball?
NO!
[screams]
Give him his sword!
Okay! Okay! You can hold the sword!
Here dude‐ling. Gimme!
[evil laugh]
But just for a sec.
[sing song] You'll be sorry.
With this sword of implausible power,
I am... Ittybiticus!
[loud thunder]
Now THAT'S a temper tantrum.
See? He's happy now.
[screams]
Okay Itty, playtime is over.
Time to give the sword back.
Prepare to be conquered
by the mightiest Minotaur in history!
[screams]
Hey! That's no kid!
Ya, think?
Silence, you feeble giants!
[screams]
Playtime is over!
Now, bow before Emperor Ittybiticus!
[laughs]
This shall be my armoury...
that smelly structure, my dungeon...
and this wobbly structure...
...my palace!
Can't believe my tiny buddy
turned out to be such a massive pain.
I tried to tell you,
but no!
Pull the covers up, Mommy. I'm cold.
Squirt's going into hibernation!
Ve must get you all warmed up
or you will not survive. Here...
...you campers need this more than I do.
Thanks Armand, but what are we gonna do?
Take turns wearing it?
Nope, we're gonna share it.
Rosebud, can you buy us some time?
OKAY!
Leave dot dinky doofus to me. [cocks ladle]
Is there no one who dares challenge Ittybiticus
and his mighty muscles?
I dare!
Eat shnow, you little schtinker!
[battle cries]
[evil laugh]
If this is your best, my victory is assured!
Oooh! Frosty good!
Now for a sisterly payback!
Seazilla, meet SNOWZILLA!
Ee‐oooh!
Ugh!
And I thought these things smelled bad on the outside.
Ooh I like it! Smells like gym class!
But how are you going to stay warm, Armand?
Jazzercise!
Jumpin' and pumpin' my way to a warmer, more alive ‐
me!
I have smote the strange, hairless beast.
This better work or we're toast.
Frozen toast.
McGEE: It's gonna work.
Behold McGee the Mountainous!
At last!
A worthy ‐ if smelly ‐
opponent for Ittybiticus!
Run, Squirt!
No no! Other way! Waugh!
Prepare for the big chill!
Hey, snow hogs!
[sing‐song] We're back!
You're sharing winter with that little horn head kid
instead of your big sis?
I am not a kid!
[screams]
[gasp] SUZI!
Looking good Suzi!
I am your Emperor!
And this snow chariot is now mine!
[evil laughs]
Nobody messes with my big sis...
except me!
Charge!
Prepare for your destruction!
Prepare for a McGee Meltdown!
[battle cries]
You sure playing chicken
with an icicle toothpick
is a good idea?
SQUIRT: I like playing with chickens!
We gotta work with what we've got!
Now Squirt, jump!
[grunts] Take that!
[beep]
A Minitaur snow globe! Nice.
Now do we get to play with chickens?
Maybe later, Squirt.
First let's thaw out Lakebottom and our friends.
And Buttsquat.
Thanks for the ride, Suz.
Thanks for the cold, brub.
[sneezes] Ah, man!
What'd ya do to my Snowzilla?
Turned it into a snow globe souvenir.
You're welcome.
This isn't over, McGee!
I will have revenge!
[crack]
[♪]